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The Boring Word About... is an editorial column created and written by editor Georgia Boring and advertising manager Charlene Word in the 1980s. The Boring Word About... makes an occasional reappearance in current issues and can have any member of the family as an author. Each week on Friday, we offer one of these historic columns for your enjoyment.

Labels

November 12, 1986

I’ve been easing the jack-o-lanterns into the trash can the last few days and now have only one pumpkin left in the house. He came from school with hair, eyes, name etc. and has taken on a real personality.
Since my children are very particular to look at dates on cottage cheese, milk and other food products, expiration time on coupons, ratings on movies and the allowed admission height for rides at amusement parks, a good idea might be for teachers to attach labels to everything sent home from school. The jack-o-lantern could have had a label, “must discard three days after Halloween” and art work could include a sign “to be on display for one week only.”

Toy manufacturers could also improve on labeling. In addition to “not recommended for children under three” they could say - “must give away at age 10” or “warning - must be played with every week.”
Clothing manufactures should consider attaching tags in addition to the design labels - “must not be worn after being thrown on the floor.” And just think how nice it would be if a label prohibited feet on the couch and TV watching before homework is finished!

Of course I don’t want my children to become obsessed with labels. I'm still peeling umteen Mr. Yuk stickers off everything imaginable in my house.

CCW

Starting Over

April 9, 1986

We’ve just entered into a new phase of our marriage which no one had warned me about. I was ready for the changes a baby brings to your marriage, for the trauma when the last of the children go off to school, I’ve through about the empty nest syndrome and considered life after retirement. But I was not prepared when we had to start shopping for appliances again.

Like most newly marrieds we saved our money and then in one year, just before our first baby arrived, we bought: a washer, dryer, refrigerator, dishwasher, freezer and stove. Since that year I’ve thought very little about my appliances and I certainly didn’t spend my time reading the ads and pricing new items.
So when the refrigerator died last year, followed by the washer and dryer this year I was not ready for the experience of buying new ones. I headed out to the stores remembering the excitement of those first purchases. But somehow it was just not the same. For one thing my husband was conveniently busy so it was our teenage son who went along to measure the sizes and check out the connections.

While he became enthralled with all the latest innovations I was appalled at the price tags. At no time had I even dreamed that a washer-dryer combination could cost $1500! Granted some models do cost less. But drop the price by very much and you may come home with a washboard.

Refrigerators come in so many different models and sizes that I couldn’t keep them straight. To think I just wanted to keep the ice cubes frozen!

And everything has a digital clock. I estimate that with a microwave, a stove, refrigerator (yes, they not only have clocks but will also tell you the temperature of the inside of the refrigerator and the kitchen), and washer/dryer combo in your kitchen you could have a clock in view at all times. With all the electronic controls, LEDs and push buttons the modern kitchen is beginning to look like the flight deck of a space ship. I know one thing, if I’m going to take off for a flight into space (or anywhere else for that matter) I have no intention of taking my appliances with me.

Since we put the washer and dryer in last week I have been eying my other appliances warily. It only stands to reason that if we purchased them all at the same time they are going to fall apart at the same time. I have even begun reading the ads for dishwashers and stoves. But before I take the plunge again I may consider the alternative eating all our meals out.

GCB