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The Boring Word About Being An Editor’s Daughter

Posted on January 14, 1987March 26, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

January 14, 1987 Being an editor’s daughter has its advantages and its disadvantages. When I was in high school, my mother took over the job of editor of our family paper. I didn’t worry, what could happen? All I though was required of me was a little more help with the housework. Boy, was I…

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The Boring Word About Flu for Christmas

Posted on January 7, 1987March 25, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

January 7, 1987 Someone at our house is always sick for Christmas. Friends don’t even call to ask if I am having a nice holiday – just, what’s the latest medical bulletin. One year it was chicken pox but usually its strep throat or the flu. This year we managed a stomach virus, respiratory virus…

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The Boring Word About It Must Be the Season

Posted on December 10, 1986March 25, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

December 10, 1986 I was moving along with the Christmas shopping crowd at the mall the other day, trying to make a dent in my Christmas list, when a lady approached me with a shirt in her hand and asked if I thought it was blue or green. On the elevator a husband and wife…

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The Boring Word About Christmas Gifts

Posted on December 3, 1986March 26, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

December 3, 1986 While my daughter was home for Thanksgiving she had occasion to check my closet for leftover Christmas wrapping paper to take back to school. (Heaven forbid she purchase her own!) As she opened the door she turned and asked, “There isn’t anything in here I’m not supposed to see is there?” I…

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The Boring Word About Let’s Talk Turkey

Posted on November 26, 1986March 26, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

November 26, 1986 I think decision making must have been easier for pilgrim women when it came to fixing Thanksgiving dinner. Someone went out and killed the turkey, it was cooked over the fire and eaten. Today we have to decide whether to get one with a pop-up timer, which brand, fresh or frozen, and…

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The Boring Word About Coming of Age

Posted on November 19, 1986March 26, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

November 19, 1986 Some people feel you have started down the other side of life when you hit 40. Others are convinced it’s when you are 50 and still others want to pin the time on when the last child goes off to school. But none of those days really marks the change in your…

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The Boring Word About Labels

Posted on November 12, 1986March 26, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

November 12, 1986 I’ve been easing the jack-o-lanterns into the trash can the last few days and now have only one pumpkin left in the house. He came from school with hair, eyes, name etc. and has taken on a real personality. Since my children are very particular to look at dates on cottage cheese,…

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The Boring Word About Ready for Winter!

Posted on November 5, 1986March 25, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

November 5, 1986 I put if off as long as possible, but this week I finally gave in. I got out my winter clothes. I guess I’m just not a winter person. Oh, I like to watch the world turn into a fairy land with the first snow of the season – as long as…

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The Boring Word About Jack O’ Lanterns

Posted on October 29, 1986March 25, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

October 29, 1986 As Halloween approaches families are faced with making two major decisions. One is the costume to be worn this year and the second is the selection of the pumpkin to be used for the family jack o’lantern. Costumes can lead to a great deal of discussion but nothing starts a debate like…

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The Boring Word About Paper Clips

Posted on October 22, 1986March 26, 2017Author bethcPosted in Boring Word Archive

October 22, 1986 The other day I was reading an article about paper clips. (Don’t be critical we all have different tastes when it comes to recreational reading.) According to a survey it was found that of every 100,000 paper clips, 14,163 are twisted or broken during phone calls and uses range widely. Hooks account…

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